2019 Election Jousts

By Alberta Election 2019

Now that all the contenders in the quest for the Holy Grail  of Premiership of Alberta are known …. Let the jousts begin!

Here is a quiz.  Can you guess which persona each candidate will adopt?

Rachel Notley – Will she be:

  • Maid Marian – Robin Hood’s love interest giving to the poor – (without really mentioning where she got the money).

OR

  • Joan of Arc – Heroine leading a band of rebels against the status quo…. (hoping for a better fate than how Joan’s story ended….)

Jason Kenney – Could he be?

  • King Arthur returning from the federal wars to save his kingdom from King John (Uh..that would be Queen Rachel actually)

OR

  • Sir Galahad ready to defend the realm against unwelcome incursions from Trudeau the Younger (by pulling a legendary sword from the stone of federal equalization payments)

Greg Clark – Perhaps?

  • St Patrick – travelling throughout the land, preaching moderation and chasing off the snakes of deficit spending

OR

  • Rob Roy – raiding and plundering the votes of the powerful – but being very kind to his people

David Khan – Hoping to emulate:

  • Peter the Hermit riding his donkey throughout the land inspiring people on a great crusade to reclaim the province for the Liberals

OR.

  • Merlin – whipping up some potions that will remove the bitter taste from many Albertan’s mouths about voting Liberal.