There is not enough snowfall this Christmas to warrant me starting up my snow blower. And if I did my neighbours would mock me!
My remote doesn’t always turn on the cable box with the TV – so I have to get up and do it manually. Is that fair?
I have heated seats and side view mirrors. But not heated steering wheel! Why would Honda do this to me?
Every time I stop at the Seven Eleven some guy is always in front of me buying a newspaper. Why can’t he get news from the Internet like a normal person?
My gas station removed the lever that keeps the pump running hands free. Seriously? Now I have to hold the nozzle trigger?
Why can’t I buy a ripe banana? Every banana lately is too green. Now I have to let them ripen on the counter for a week
My back up camera is covered with snow but it is too cold to get out and clean it off
Apple intentionally slowed down my IPhone and I didn’t even notice! So now I am worried this is just a ploy to make me want an IPhone X.
Loblaw’s was price fixing bread and are now offering a $25 gift card as compensation. Now I don’t know if I should donate the card to the food bank or join a class action suit. https://www.loblawcard.ca/
The toilet paper roll is on backwards again!MERRY CHRISTMAS