What the First World thinks about the Eclipse

In ancient times eclipses were met with superstition.

But today in the First world we are much wiser.  As you can see from recent tweets….

Admit it, how many people are singing Bonnie Tyler in their heads this morning?

Be careful who you hook up with today. Everyone looks good when you’re wearing eclipse glasses.

I don’t need an total eclipse to feel pretty dark around 2pm on a Monday.

Go home moon, you’re drunk!

If you stay for the credits after the solar eclipse there is a funny spoiler about next year’s nuclear war.

PSA: don’t look directly at the sun during the eclipse, it might get nervous and mess up.

PSA: wild animals do not know to look away from the eclipse. Bring them inside during it. Birds raccoons fox… all of em…

HA HA HA I’ve blocked the Sun! Make way for the Moon.